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What men would do if they woke up with a vag1na?


TrueBlue

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Top ten things men would do if they woke up with a vag1na;

 

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

 

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

 

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

 

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

 

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

 

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

 

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

 

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

 

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

 

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

 

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