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Guest, April 29, 2002 in Canvey Island Forum
Sounds like a plan.
Sense of Humour transplant didn't take then Dan?
I'm sorry Dave, but this is one service that we have got to learn to perfect at NL UK.<p>We are working closly with Dr Zbungle and his team to perfect such a service, but we find that it does not always take.<p>The rejection rate is still to high.<p> <img src="graemlins/smashfreakb.gif" border="0" alt="[smashfreakb]" />
Mind you don't run out of donors Ian
Not recieved a donor yet Dave. Appartenlty alot have been used in Kent over the last few months and there's a shortage now. Fingers crossed though mate.
Seriously though - he caught me at a bad time - but honestly I will send a sniffer if he does it again. I am yet to find out what club he supports.
Can u get them tailored to taste? I can see the Tommy Cooper being a firm favourite, although a little on the silly side.
Living donors are better as the dead ones tend to turn a touch rancid. Mind you I can let you have Eric Morecambe's at a very reasonable rate <img src="graemlins/icon21.gif" border="0" alt="[icon21]" />
How about half a packet of wotsits (cheesy naturally) and a ball point pen? Cant say fairer than that!
Make it a whole packet of wotsits and half a ball point pen and we may have a deal.
It's in the post.
Ive thrown in a chinchilla too for good luck.
Catch you at a bad time did I Dan Crane? ahahaha, is their ever a good time? ahahahaha!
But don't worry I won't insult you anymore if it gets you upset, I mean there's no need, you do a good job of that on your own! ahahahaha! Just proves once again that you lot don't mind dishing it out but you sure don't like getting it back! ahahahaha!
I see 'Canv' has replied twice with the only word he can spell, and Merv, jealous of Canvey? Come on! I'd like to debate it further but I'll have to go as someone is banging on the door, oh gosh its the vice squad hahahahahahahahaha!
Sorry Mr Crawshaw, not the vice squad but me and my team of operatives in white coats. Another team is out looking for Merv CIFC. <p>Time you both came in for a little more medication.
Oh well here's a laugh, Dan Crane calling somebody else uneducated ha ha ha ha, shame nobody told you to get back to school ha ha haha!!!!!!!!
Oh that was you was it Doc, sorry about the bucket of water but I thought you were jehovahs!
I would suggest its Dan Crane who is in urgent need of your help!
Cheer up Danny Crane,
Oh what can it mean,
To a thick Essex wonker,
Who is calling the vice squuuuaaaaaadddddddddd!!!!
Ahahahaha, best laugh I've had in ages!!!!!!!
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John there is only one word to describe one such as yourself and that would be immediatly deleted from this disscusion board.
Well I've no idea what that word could be, any suggestions?
Hope I've not upset you again, you shouldn't be so touchy, lighten up a bit!
Here's another one I thought of,
Danny Crane, Danny Crane,
Danny Danny Danny Crane,
He's talking krap again,
Coz he's got no brain,
Danny Danny Crane,
Good one I thought ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
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