I want my licence money back!

[Rhodes]

 Loosely - Like I said, have you actually spoken to Dorthe then or had a messege from her on-line

[Loose]

No answer yet? How strange. Queer almost.

We do seem to be going in circles..

[Big J R]

We do seem to be going in circles..

 

Then get on the District Line.  That's pretty straight !

[Loose]

[Eastside Urchin]

Northern line is straighter lol

[Rhodes]

We do seem to be going in circles..

Loosely - Why don't you answer, have you actually spoken to Dorthe or had a messege from her to verify your ridiculous claims

[Loose]

Never an answer coming, only another question. Even if we get to the end of the line, he just turns around and gets on the opposite line all over again folks.

[Rhodes]

Loosely - What are you talking about, where is the concrete proof of your claims, feel free to post it on here for all to see.

[Loose]

I'd rather see you deny it first Rhodesly. Thanks for your time.

[Rhodes]

I'd rather see you deny it first Rhodesly

I rest my case

[Loose]

Let's see.

[romford boy]

I watched Wicked last night for the first time ever and it reminded me of you two. Probably the pair of you are far funnier,  so keep up the good work and long may it continue.

[Loose]

I think you are funny too Alan. But not in the same way that Rhodesly is if you know what I mean? Not funny haha.

[Rhodes]

Let's see.

Come on, I'm giving you the heaven made opportunity to post concrete proof on here for all to see, what are you waiting for

[Loose]

Come on, I'm giving you the heaven made opportunity to post concrete proof on here for all to see, what are you waiting for

Well Rhodesly - I haven't been given permission yet but we could start working up a new storyline for Alan. What could it be about?

 

I wonder yet if you'll be sorry you wanted to partner up on this Rhodesly..

 

I'm thinking of a letter.. one that begins with... V? Yes.. V..

[Rhodes]

Well Rhodesly - I haven't been given permission yet 

You're full of hot air aren't you, at least I had enough concrete proof from our mutual friend to back up my findings and make you a total laughing stock

[Loose]

What on earth are you talking about Rhodesly? As far as evidence went you certainly convicted your mate of being a con artist creep.

 

It's just timing Rhodesly, don't sulk. Come on, what could possibly begin with the letter... V? Bet you can guess.

[Loose]

Now then Alan, imagine a side story on Eastenders or Corrienation Street like they have sometimes I would have thought, you know, while the main story is still running but you know? Alongside that yeah? You've got it? Right.

 

Okay, one of the main protagonists, we'll call him Cliffy for now, needs a bit of development maybe but it's on one of the backburners so to speak.. Anyway, this bloke has a living we could call it, very good if he didn't gamble and spend his pocket money on, let's say buying mate's 'things' - let's leave it a little vague, slightly less dark, after all it is family viewing eh? Well, anyway, he thinks up a plan to earn a bit of extra scrub right, okay, maybe it's a bit iffy. See, Alan, iffy rhymes with Cliffy, s'good innit so far?

 

How we doing Rhodesly? Worth developing?

[cup of tea]

I think the scriptwriters of EastEnders are looking in at this point for ideas!

[Rhodes]

Cup of Tea - I am actually beginning to wonder whether Loosely is the full shilling, it's not normal to carry on in the fashion he does is it