Top Cat Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 So after a bit of silence the wife says….. .Do you drink beer?.I said: Yes.Wife:: How many beers a day? . Me: Usually about 2 or 3.Wife:: How much do you pay per beer?. Me: around £4.00 (This is where it gets scary !).Wife: And how long have you been drinking?. Me: About 20 years, I suppose. Wife:: So a beer costs £4.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at £360. In one year, it would be approximately £4,300 correct?. Me: Correct. Wife:: If in 1 year you spend £4,300, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at £86,000 correct? . Me: Correct.Wife:: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?.I said: Do you drink beer?. Wife says:: No..Me: Where's your Ferrari? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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