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An man calls a dentist to inquire about the cost for a tooth extraction.

Dentist: It will cost £850.

man: $850!!! Too much! Don't you have anything cheaper?

Dentist: That's the normal charge sir.

man: What if you don't use any anesthetic? 

Dentist: That's unusual but can be done and will cut the cost by £400.

man: Ok. And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction, without anesthetic?

Dentist: Well, I cannot guarantee professionalism and it would also be rather painful. But the price could drop down to £150.

man: Hmm. What if you make it like a training-session. So one of your students does the extraction, while the other students watch and learn?

Dentist: It'll be good for the students but quite traumatic for the patient. But in that case I can pay you £200 for it.

man: Now you're talking! Ok, it's a deal. Can I confirm an appointment for my mother-in-law for tomorrow then?

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........ which reminds me of the one about an extremely beautiful, wll stacked blonde who walked into the dentist for a check-up.


After examining her teeth, the dentist says, "I'm afraid you need one major tooth filling."


"Oh No," she replies, "I'm petrified of the drill.  I think I'd far sooner have a baby !"


The dentist replies, "Well, please could you make your mind up which before I adjust the chair !!"

Edited by Big J R

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