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Not long now before the new season starts. So here's wishing everyone down at Canvey all the super best.

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g'day aussie rules..good to hear from you... heres hoping the vale have a great season as well and er..stoke dont <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> .... cheers

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Aussie Rules:

<strong>Not long now before the new season starts. So here's wishing everyone down at Canvey all the super best.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Posted at 1am in the morning one can only suspect he's pissed.

He'll wake up in the morning with a throbbing headache going "what the f*** did I do last night" then he'll turn over and see his computer on and go "Oh no"

It's known in the buisness as a 10-pint comment.

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Good point EFM. He came onto the board pissed and posted what you think is a load of crap.

 

As Winston Churchill almost said, " He'll be sober in the morning. What's your excuse?"

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And they have 24hrs drinking and "claim" to be big drinkers. I was there myself on a EFM intelligance mission last year and as it is 3pm aussie time (as in 1am here) This bloke was most definantly sloshed.

Although he was more likely of of woken up face down in a pile of his own vomit in a internet cafe full of the japanese (again, I was there) with the meter ticking away!

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by EFM The Firm, The Voice:

<strong>EFM intelligance mission</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Bit early in the day for oxymoron?

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i work with a few aussies and have encountered many on my work based travels...they talk a good book on drinking beer but i find them sadly lacking, especially if the beer is more than 4 per cent.. bung em a few 1664's or stellas and its all over, they are very good at being sick tho and can do this on the move without even breaking stride... the best beer monsters are imho the north europeans

the dutch and the germans being right up there

most of the uk and a few nordic types have impressed over the years as well..

the worst by a mile are the septics..3 pints of watered down 'lite' crap and its all 'i love my country' and 'you get how many days vacation a year!' and home by 10 pm... the canadians are a bit better but lite a fag up within 3 miles of em and they totally freak

 

<small>[ 10 July 2002, 12:26 PM: This message was edited by: Frenchy ]</small>

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EFM, Colin (Yoko) Zeal and that famous anagram Johnny Shawcross all on the same thread that includes the words "EFM" and "intelligence" (sorry - have I spelt it correctly?) next to one another. Surely a contradiction in terms?

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Quote:
All those tattoos are a dead giveaway, must be Canvey fans, LOL!
I dont see any tatoos, stupid twat. Anyway, I dont know 1 CIFC fan with a tatoo.

 

 

P.S This is Bill Jefferies, but i lost my old pass, clever as i am tongue

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Funny boy, a remarkable grasp of the English language and such a varied vocabulary.

 

Total stab in the dark and sweeping generalisation but I would hazard a guess that a least one of guys who beat up Dean Macey would have had a tatoo (plus an escort xr3i, a pit bull and a Sharon (no not the Israeli PM)).

 

Romford were much worse for all that kind of nonsense though - I remember in particular the squat gentleman who spent an entire half shouting "We are the Romford top boys, no one likes us, we don't care" and then did a passable impression of a windmill on the final whistle.

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<img src="/forums/images/icons/crazy.gif" alt="" /> Er... Well, good for you if you have a tattoo on yer dick <img src="/forums/images/icons/tongue.gif" alt="" /> I'd preferably not meet. You'd be in for a nasty suprise when a 14 yr old turns up..

 

Wernt expecting that, eh?

Could get you done for "child" harrasment tongue.. I think

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What a strange creature that Jervais, is it a species that is exclusive to Canvey Island or has it escaped from somewhere?

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