The Stray Cat !!

[Big J R]

I have a feeling a similar joke was posted about 18 months ago. However, lots of new members, so I'll post this which I've just received from a mate on the other side of the world.

 

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[color:"blue"] One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a scary sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down.

 

We felt sorry for her and put her in a carrier and took her to the

vet. She had no name so we named her 'Pussy ca't. The vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.

 

My husband, (Victor Meldrew Type) said: "Ok, but don't forget to wash her. She stinks." My husband and my vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband El-Cheap-O.

 

My husband calls him El-Take-O.

 

They love to hate each other.

 

Next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which is

located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and in leaned the vet!He had obviously seenmy husband arrive.

 

He looked straight at my husband, "Your wife's pussy is finally clean and shaved. She now smells like a fresh rose. And by the way, I think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is !" And he closed the door.

 

 

 

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