Jago Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 The Chins Are Staying Up The Chins Are Staying Up And now you're gonna believe us And now you're gonna believe us The Chins Are Staying Up ? Not so Lord Upminster. In an absolute thriller at Wivvers Avenue, a 14-14 draw was enough to see Wivenhoe Urchin complete an amazing Houdini act to stay up on goals scored and dispatch His Lordship to the wilderness of Collier Row. To add to the agony, The Lord was one out (too low) on attendance... I don't know if Wivvers went to the Kingstonian match but if he did then that very act saw him home. Down at the bottom of Div 2, Cool Hand Luke smashed in an incredible 17 goals against a hapless Jago (that's me) defence - this equals the best score of all time since we moved to the head--to-head format (matching the aforementioned Wivenhoe's feat way back in 2015-16). This win also saw Luke leapfrog Cup of Tea for the feared Wooden Spoon position - which surprisingly is the first time the TeaMaster has finished bottom (see season by season stats further down this enormously long and tedious post). If you are looking for a season ticket next season then the Stadio della Luke is the place to go for goals - overall top scorer AND top conceder (is that a word?). Great entertainment Mr Luke. Oh yeah, and last but not least - Blackballed is Invincible, easily dispatching Lady Jago to emulate the Mighty Arsenal boys and PNE old-timers in going undefeated all season. Amazing stuff. Very well done sir. Next week we have the playoff semi finals - which has generated a police alert for the Jago derby. Normal rules: one leg, "penalties" if necessary decided by closest to the attendance then highest league position. UPMINSTER DIVISION - FINAL STANDINGS COLLIER ROW (S) DIVISION - FINAL STNDINGS NEXT WEEK - PLAY OFF SEMI FINALS One match - normal scoring rules. Drawn matches decided by closest to attendance, then league position. Matches to predict - 27th April by 15:00 Inter Milan v Juventus C Palace v Everton Fulham v Cardiff Wingate v Burgess Hill Lewes v The Chins Are Staying UP Att : Good luck to you all - and see you at Lewes JAGO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jago Posted April 20, 2019 Author Share Posted April 20, 2019 I promised some end of season stats in the last post but lost the will to live. So you are not alone. Hopefully you will enjoy looking at these - and maybe it adds insight into why Andy Thomson (Thompson?) decided to take a break! PREDICTION LEAGUE - ROLE OF HONOUR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urchin Queen Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Inter Milan 3 v 1 Juventus C Palace 3 v 1 Everton Fulham 1 v 3 Cardiff Wingate 3 v 1 Burgess Hill Lewes 1 v 3 The Chins Are Staying UP Att : 614 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hatted Urchin Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 I note that Simon's shameless plagiarism of my amazing tactic the week before last was duly punished. Feel there should be a points deduction too btw... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cup of tea Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Happy to take a points deduction as it's unlikely to affect my standing Honestly surprised that I got 7 points out of it!!!! Thought 1-11 against Romford was a tad unlikely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Tom Daley Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Inter Milan 1v2 Juventus C Palace 1v2 Everton Fulham 1v2 Cardiff Wingate 1v3 Burgess Hill Lewes 1v2 The Chins Are Staying UP Att : 705 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jago Posted April 24, 2019 Author Share Posted April 24, 2019 Inter Milan 1-2 Juventus C Palace 1-2 Everton Fulham 1-1 Cardiff Wingate 2-1 Burgess Hill Lewes 1-2 The Chins Are Staying UP Att : 732 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinamo Urchin Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Inter Milan 1 v 2 Juventus C Palace 1 v 2 Everton Fulham 2 v 1 Cardiff Wingate 2 v 1 Burgess Hill Lewes 2 v 3 The Chins Are Staying UP Att : 819 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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