Prediction Lg; Wk 4 results, wk 5 games: 28 Sep by 15:00

[Jago 135]

"Decent result yesterday" as I like to say these days... unfortunately for Potter's Bar.   The less said about our performance the better, but I'm sure we will roar back next week.

Then again, Wivenhoe  keeps thinking that too - but his roars are still resembling whimpers for now.  Good job he's still got Blackballed to keep him company down there. But as they play each other next week, something has to give.  At the top, Ozz has moved ominously into first place after Mr D was held up by 1961 COYS - and the suspiciously surprisingly good start by The Hatted One continues.     Down (up?) in Collier Row,  the first Salad Derby of the season "entertained" a packed crowd at The Salad Bowl, where Mick and Luke played out a feisty 9-9 draw. Meanwhile  MikeMike is looking pretty unstoppable.  He's now both top scorer and has the meanest defence in either division after dismantling (and possibly even dismembering) Baby Jago 14-5. The Big Bully.  Not bad when the next best score anywhere was 10.

The rest of you can check below for the latest installment of your progress to stardom or oblivion.

UPMINSTER DIVISION

COLLIER ROW (South) DIVISION

NEXT WEEK - You will be playing :

Please predict on:
Prediction League, Week 5, 28 Sep by 3pm

Atletico Madrid v Real Madrid
Bournemouth v West Ham
Southend v Accrington Stanley
Billericay v Dorking
Hornchurch v B. Stortford
Att :
 

Keep on truckin'
Jago.

 

Edited September 22 by Jago

[MR D 3]

Atletico Madrid 1 v 2 Real Madrid
Bournemouth 1 v 2 West Ham
Southend 1 v 2 Accrington Stanley
Billericay 1 v 2 Dorking
Hornchurch 2 v 1 B. Stortford
Att : 230

[Jago 135]

Disappointed you didn't do a crowd of 212 there Mr D!

[MikeMike 64]

Atletico Madrid 2 v 1 Real Madrid
Bournemouth 2 v 1 West Ham
Southend 1 v 0 Accrington Stanley
Billericay 0 v 2 Dorking
Hornchurch 3 v 1 B. Stortford
Att : 250

[Mick the bat 15]

Atletico Madrid  2 v 1 Real Madrid
Bournemouth 4 v 2 West Ham
Southend 3 v 1 Accrington Stanley
Billericay0 v 1 Dorking
Hornchurch 4 v 0 B. Stortford
Att :376

[Baby Jago 1]

Atletico Madrid   2 -2   Real Madrid
Bournemouth  1-2  West Ham
Southend   2-1 Accrington Stanley
Billericay  1-1  Dorking
Hornchurch   3-1  B. Stortford
Att :  246

[LukeXIX 9]

Atletico Madrid 3 v 1 Real Madrid
Bournemouth 1 v 2 West Ham
Southend 1 v 0 Accrington Stanley
Billericay 0 v 1 Dorking
Hornchurch 2 v 1 B. Stortford
Att : 234

[1961 COYS 96]

Atletico Madrid 2 v 1 Real Madrid
Bournemouth 2 v 2 West Ham
Southend 1 v 2 Accrington Stanley
Billericay 1 v 1 Dorking
Hornchurch 2 v 1 B. Stortford
Att : 258

[UrchinYid 20]

Atletico Madrid 2 v 1 Real Madrid
Bournemouth 1 v 2 West Ham

Southend 1 v 3 Accrington Stanley

Billericay 2 v 1 Dorking

Hornchurch 2 v 0 Bishops Stortford 

Att: 223

[Fat Tom Daley 335]

Atletico Madrid 1v1 Real Madrid
Bournemouth 1v2 West Ham
Southend 1v2 Accrington Stanley
Billericay 1v3 Dorking
Hornchurch 3v1 B. Stortford
Att : 235

[Jago 135]

Sir Colin and his Stand :

Atletico Madrid   1-1   Real Madrid
Bournemouth  2-2  West Ham
Southend   2-1 Accrington Stanley
Billericay  2-2  Dorking
Hornchurch   3-1  B. Stortford
Att :  285

The Wizzzards :

Atletico Madrid   1-1   Real Madrid
Bournemouth  1-2  West Ham
Southend   1-1 Accrington Stanley
Billericay  2-1  Dorking  (traitor that I am)
Hornchurch   2-0  B. Stortford
Att :  229

[Jago 135]

In other news, many thanks to all who have coughed up their subs. Even Dinamo found some folding stuff hidden away in his pocket.  Eventually.

If anyone sees Mr Hat feel free to collect on my behalf as we tend to move in different orbits and may miss each other (geographically, not spiritually, obviously). 

The only other outstanding debtors are Baby Jago who I suspect I will have to subsidise - AGAIN - and Sir Colin.  I was going to approach the great man at Potters Bar, but my self-preservation instinct kicked-in just in time 🤣  - though I may give him a free ride in honour of his valiant bailout of Sir Gary and all-round good eggness. 

If anyone else thinks they haven't paid, pls let me know as I am not, despite rumours to the contrary, perfect (but don't tell Baby J).

So we should be able to contribute at least a few bob this year.

Many thanks all

Doctor Scrooge.

Edited September 25 by Jago
Tired and emotional after laughing at WHU at Oxford

[Urchin Queen 2]

Atletico Madrid 2 v 1 Real Madrid
Bournemouth 1 v 1 West Ham
Southend 0 v 0 Accrington Stanley
Billericay 3 v 2 Dorking
Hornchurch 2 v 0 B. Stortford
Att : 212

[UrchinYid 20]

19 hours ago, UrchinYid said:

Atletico Madrid 2 v 1 Real Madrid
Bournemouth 1 v 2 West Ham

Southend 1 v 3 Accrington Stanley

Billericay 2 v 1 Dorking

Hornchurch 2 v 0 Bishops Stortford 

Att: 223

Atletico Madrid  2 v 1 Real Madrid
Bournemouth 1 v 2 West Ham
Southend 1 v 3 Accrington Stanley
Billericay 2 v 1 Dorking
Hornchurch 2 v 0 B. Stortford
Att: 223

 

Safari allowed me to do the above... happy now?

[cup of tea 657]

Atletico Madrid 2 v 1 Real Madrid
Bournemouth 2 v 2 West Ham
Southend 0 v 0 Accrington Stanley
Billericay 2 v 0 Dorking
Hornchurch 2 v 0 B. Stortford
Att : 209

[Dinamo Urchin 32]

Atletico Madrid   2-1   Real Madrid
Bournemouth  2-1  West Ham
Southend   1-1 Accrington Stanley
Billericay  1-1  Dorking 
Hornchurch   3-1  B. Stortford

Still waiting for my discount, being a poor Midlander forced to live amongst you landed Southern types. Hat of to Mr Hat for playing the Scottish Tax Exemption card.

[Paul_C 10]

Atletico Madrid 1 v 1 Real Madrid
Bournemouth 1 v 2 West Ham
Southend 0 v 1 Accrington Stanley
Billericay 0 v 2 Dorking
Hornchurch 2 v 1 B. Stortford
Att : 245

[The Hatted Urchin 46]

Atletico Madrid 2 v 2 Real Madrid
Bournemouth 1 v 1 West Ham
Southend 3 v 1 Accrington Stanley
Billericay 1 v 1 Dorking
Hornchurch 3 v 1 B. Stortford
Att : 247

[blackballed 207]

Atletico Madrid 1 v 0 Real Madrid
Bournemouth 1 v 1 West Ham
Southend 1 v 2 Accrington Stanley
Billericay 1 v 1 Dorking
Hornchurch 3 v 0 B. Stortford
Att : 237

[Lord Upminster 42]

Marshland Mardlers

Atletico Madrid 2 - 0 Real Madrid
Bournemouth 1 - 0 West Ham
Southend 2 - 1 Accrington Stanley
Billericay 3 - 2 Dorking
Hornchurch 3 - 1 B. Stortford
Att :234

[Wivenhoe Urchin 50]

Atletico Madrid 2v0 Real Madrid
Bournemouth 1v1 West Ham
Southend 0v1 Accrington Stanley
Billericay 2v1 Dorking
Hornchurch 4v0 B. Stortford
Att : 253

[Ozz 7]

Atletico Madrid 2 v 1 Real Madrid
Bournemouth 1 v 0 West Ham
Southend 0 v 2 Accrington Stanley
Billericay 1 v 3 Dorking
Hornchurch 2 v 1 Stortford
Att : 257

[MikeMike 64]

I think I've finally been found out for the charlatan that I am but as I don't really understand the rules and don't have a sexy spreadsheet I'll have to wait for Jago to pronounce my fate. 

It was a decent result though. 

[Jago 135]

 

1 hour ago, MikeMike said:

I think I've finally been found out for the charlatan that I am but as I don't really understand the rules and don't have a sexy spreadsheet I'll have to wait for Jago to pronounce my fate. 

It was a decent result though. 

Yep - you is correct.... you got stuffed 7-4.  Under normal circumstances this wouldn't be too bad but this defeat was to our perennial bottom scraper Mick the Bat who only ever wins one game a season.   Unfortunately for you it was this week.

Credit to Mick though - he went 4-0 Chins and deserves victory on that alone.  Meanwhile... await the amazing denouement of the Luke v Sir Colin match. Harakiri is the only honourable way out for one of these proud souls.

And of course....  "Decent result" reference - liking your work there... it's almost like you actually read this bolllox... 

Edited September 28 by Jago