Pred Lg; It's all about Dinamo Urchin - Wk 11 by 9 Nov, 15:00 pls

[Jago 135]

Excellent performance yesterday.   Very impressed with Micky Parcell (I was closer to him than normal due to the weather so maybe he’s always that good?) - but some very sound performances throughout.  Well done ‘Chins.

Meanwhile in the Prediction League it’s all about one man.  And for once that one man, sadly, is not me.  So it’s  ALL HAIL DINAMO URCHIN  (painful though that is to say).

In the 5 years that we’ve played to the current rules (yes there are some, snore), the highest EVER score is 17:  by Wivenhoe way back in 2015 and Luke last year.  And then, rather surprisingly, the Hatted One equaled this yesterday.

But all this pales into insignificance against the ASTONISHING 20 goals boshed in by our favourite Baggie.  Can I just point out that the maximum score is 25 – and for someone as consistently inept as Dinamo to score 20 is beyond the realms of a normal person’s comprehension.  We’re talking every result correct – and the attendance bang on.  I was so dumbfounded I decided to do some statistical research – which is why today's update is rather delayed.  If you can’t be bothered with miracles please skip down to the results below, but if you are more normal and still have a sense of wonderment that transcends the wonder of Brexit, please read on.

Since 2015-16 we’ve had a total of 1,961 predictions with an average (mean) score of 7.99 goals (let’s call it 8).  The lowest is 1 which we’ve had 8 times (never had a zero except for failures to predict), and the previous highest was 17 (3 times).  The graph below shows a pretty much “normal distribution” – and the 3 lots of 17 and 8 lots of 1 are absolutely to be expected out of 1,961 attempts.  For the statistically minded (so that’s me, Cuppa, Wivvers and The Salads) the Standard Deviation is 2.927.  If you look very closely at the chart you can see Dinamo's defining life moment just poking out above the "20".

NOW – a score of 20 is 4.1 standard deviations above the mean <<KEEP AWAKE>> – which is (about) a 1 in 50,000 event.  As we have approx 400 to 500 individual predictions each year, Dinamo has just executed a one in a hundred years (plus) event.  As an individual it should, statistically speaking, be another 2,000 years or so before he repeats this! (OK – some rounding errors in there, but let’s not allow over-precision to get in the way of the story - it's close enough).

Any other news is frankly Dullsville Arizona, but if you are still awake, here it all is...  (oh, yeah, it's all getting rather tight at the top of Div 1)

UPMINSTER DIVISION

THE DINAMO URCHIN IS A BI-MILLENNIAL SENSATION DIVISION

NEXT WEEK ...

Please predict on :
WEEK 11 - By 15:00 on Saturday 9th November

Bayern Munich v B. Dortmund
Leicester v The Arse
Burnley Clarets v West Ham Blues
England Ladies v Germany Damen
Basildon v Urchins
Att :

All the very best to you all
Jago

Edited November 3 by Jago

[Dinamo Urchin 32]

1. Do I get to keep Baby Jago as a reward?

2. Why didn't I do the lottery?

[cup of tea 657]

Loving the graph Jago  

 

Please predict on :
WEEK 11 - By 15:00 on Saturday 9th November

Bayern Munich 2 v 1 B. Dortmund
Leicester 2 v 2 The Arse
Burnley Clarets 1 v 1 West Ham Blues
England Ladies 2 v 0 Germany Damen
Basildon 0 v 2 Urchins
Att : 140

Edited November 4 by cup of tea

[UrchinYid 20]

Bayern Munich 1 v 2 B. Dortmund
Leicester 2 v 1 The Arse
Burnley Clarets 1 v 1 West Ham Blues
England Ladies 2 v 2 Germany Damen
Basildon 0 v 3 Urchins
Att: 138

[Paul_C 10]

Bayern Munich 1 v 1 B. Dortmund
Leicester 2 v 1 The Arse
Burnley Clarets 2 v 1 West Ham Blues
England Ladies 2 v 1 Germany Damen
Basildon 0 v 4 Urchins
Att: 123

[1961 COYS 96]

Bayern Munich 2 v 2 B. Dortmund
Leicester 2 v 1 The Arse
Burnley Clarets 2 v 1 West Ham Blues
England Ladies 1 v 2 Germany Damen
Basildon 0 v 3 Urchins
Att: 141

[CMcBride 2]

1-1  2-1 2- 2 0-0 0-4 154 colin

[MikeMike 64]

Bayern Munich 2 v 2 B. Dortmund
Leicester 3 v 1 The Arse
Burnley Clarets 1 v 2 West Ham Blues
England Ladies 1 v 0 Germany Damen
Basildon 0 v 4 Urchins
Att: 154

[Mick the bat 15]

Bayern Munich 1 v 2 B. Dortmund
Leicester 2 v 1 The Arse
Burnley Clarets 2 v 0 West Ham Blues
England Ladies 1 v 1 Germany Damen
Basildon 0 v 5 Urchins
Att :209

[Jago 135]

On 04/11/2019 at 08:26, Dinamo Urchin said:

1. Do I get to keep Baby Jago as a reward? - If you can get him to do his homework, yes.

2. Why didn't I do the lottery? - Because it's a tax on the poor (and/or delusional)...  Oh, hang on....     😉

 

Edited November 5 by Jago

[MR D 3]

Bayern Munich 1 v 0 B. Dortmund
Leicester 3 v 1 The Arse
Burnley Clarets 2 v 1 West Ham Blues
England Ladies 1 v 0 Germany Damen
Basildon 1 v 4 Urchins
Att : 150

[LukeXIX 9]

Bayern Munich 0 v 1 B. Dortmund
Leicester 2 v 1 The Arse
Burnley Clarets 2 v 2 West Ham Blues
England Ladies 3 v 2 Germany Damen
Basildon 0 v 3 Urchins
Att: 133

[Baby Jago 1]

Bayern 2-1 B. Dortmund 

Leicester 2-2 Arsenal

Burnley 2-0 West Ham

England W 1-1 Germany W

Basildon 0-2 Urchins

Att:136

[blackballed 207]

Bayern Munich 1 v 3 B. Dortmund
Leicester 2 v 0 The Arse
Burnley Clarets 2 v 0 West Ham Blues
England Ladies 1 v 2 Germany Damen
Basildon 0 v 3 Urchins
Att: 168

[Dinamo Urchin 32]

Bayern Munich 2 v 1 B. Dortmund
Leicester 3 v 1 The Arse
Burnley Clarets 2 v 2 West Ham Blues
England Ladies 1 v 2 Germany Damen
Basildon 1 v 4 Urchins
Att : 119

[Jago 135]

Yes - I know Baby Jago has transgressed the rules by inserting blank lines.  I've had a word but feel an official warning is a little unfair on the wee lad (plus I'm scared of him - he's got that red-head temper thing). So he's had a pre-warning only.   I now await accusations of favouritism and nepotism from Mr One in Ten * 50,000 (Dinamo) and his sidekick, Hatted Tightwad.   * That's a rather good 1980's  Midlands reference for us old boys and frankly I deserve a "like".

Please note - this line feed business only seems to happen when you use Chrome on iPads (or maybe other tablets)- which is what B.Jago used (and Blackballed a few weeks ago) so please take care with that particular combination.  What's wrong with Safari anyway?

Enough wittering - here are the correct scores :

THE WIZZZARDS

Bayern Munich 2-1  B. Dortmund
Leicester  1-2 The Arse
Burnley Clarets 1-1 West Ham Blues
England Ladies 1-2 Germany Damen
Basildon 0-3 Urchins
Att: 161

 

 

[blackballed 207]

Please note - this line feed business only seems to happen when you use Chrome on iPads (or maybe other tablets)- which is what B.Jago used (and Blackballed a few weeks ago) so please take care with that particular combination.  What's wrong with Safari anyway?

I know I may be opening myself for some abuse, but are you sure you mean me.

I only use Samsung and do not have anything by Apple as I feel they are a con.

Edited November 8 by blackballed

[The Hatted Urchin 46]

Bayern Munich 1 v 2 B. Dortmund
Leicester 2 v 1 The Arse
Burnley Clarets 1 v 1 West Ham Blues
England Ladies 1 v 1 Germany Damen
Basildon 1 v 3 Urchins
Att : 163

17 hours ago, Jago said:

Yes - I know Baby Jago has transgressed the rules by inserting blank lines.  I've had a word but feel an official warning is a little unfair on the wee lad (plus I'm scared of him - he's got that red-head temper thing). So he's had a pre-warning only.   I now await accusations of favouritism and nepotism from Mr One in Ten * 50,000 (Dinamo) and his sidekick, Hatted Tightwad.   * That's a rather good 1980's  Midlands reference for us old boys and frankly I deserve a "like".

Please note - this line feed business only seems to happen when you use Chrome on iPads (or maybe other tablets)- which is what B.Jago used (and Blackballed a few weeks ago) so please take care with that particular combination.  What's wrong with Safari anyway?

Enough wittering - here are the correct scores :

THE WIZZZARDS

Bayern Munich 2-1  B. Dortmund
Leicester  1-2 The Arse
Burnley Clarets 1-1 West Ham Blues
England Ladies 1-2 Germany Damen
Basildon 0-3 Urchins
Att: 161

 

 

I'd understand this tightwad business if I had been down and refused to pay you. Instead, again, I find my reputation besmirched by the League Officials. The sooner we get Shaun Harvey in charge of this shambles the better.

[Lord Upminster 42]

Marshland Mardlers

Bayern Munich 2 - 1 B. Dortmund
Leicester 3 - 2 The Arse
Burnley Clarets 2 - 0 West Ham Blues
England Ladies 3 - 1 Germany Damen
Basildon 1 - 2 Urchins
Att : 181

[Urchin Queen 2]

I can confirm that Mr Jago spent several hours working on his graphs and standard deviation calculation; had I known this before I married him my life might have been very different. He loves his maths!

 

Bayern Munich 2 v 2 B. Dortmund
Leicester 3 v 0 The Arse
Burnley Clarets 1 v 1 West Ham Blues
England Ladies 1 v 1 Germany Damen
Basildon 0 v 1 Urchins
Att : 155

[Ozz 7]

Bayern Munich 2 v 0 B. Dortmund
Leicester 1 v 0 The Arse
Burnley Clarets 1 v 0 West Ham Blues
England Ladies 3 v 2 Germany Damen
Basildon 1 v 4 Urchins  
Att : 142

[Wivenhoe Urchin 50]

Bayern Munich 2v0 B. Dortmund
Leicester 3v1 The Arse
Burnley Clarets 2v2West Ham Blues
England Ladies 2v1 Germany Damen
Basildon 1v2 Urchins
Att : 160

[Jago 135]

On 08/11/2019 at 10:04, blackballed said:

Please note - this line feed business only seems to happen when you use Chrome on iPads (or maybe other tablets)- which is what B.Jago used (and Blackballed a few weeks ago) so please take care with that particular combination.  What's wrong with Safari anyway?

I know I may be opening myself for some abuse, but are you sure you mean me.

I only use Samsung and do not have anything by Apple as I feel they are a con.

Sorry Blackballed - this was not a barbed comment - it was a genuine attempt  to help people avoid the line space problem.  It might not have been you - but I know it was a tablet using chrome.

 

[blackballed 207]

If that's an apology...... then excepted ....😂😂😂

[Jago 135]

5 minutes ago, blackballed said:

If that's an apology...... then excepted ....😂😂😂

You mean "accepted" I assume.  Still you did work in the Oil Industry.  (Just to show I'm still an abusive/condescending so and so).

Anyway - you're doing well this week.  Here are the HALF TIME SCORES after 2 games.