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Pred'n Lg - Wk 9 results, Wk 10 games. By 14 Mar, 15:00

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Well.  I was great this week.  The rest of you not so much.  To be fair my local team is Aldersh!t where the clue is in the name - so I had a head start on that one. 

I guess Luke did alright too (for a Toon fan). And Mr D for that matter - though he's supposed to be bossing it, not hovering meekly just above the relegation swamp.    Also - nice to see Wivenhoe back after his 2 week "Miley Cyrus" self-isolation; never realised he'd been to Wuhan but they do have some interesting approaches to teaching maths in China so maybe he's been on a research trip.  And as to Mr Hat. Are you hoping for a free season ticket or something?

Anyways... We have now all played each other once, and as such the official draw has been made for the final 5 weeks' head-to-head matches (yes - you don't play everyone twice - that's just how it is).   Many thanks to Luke XIX who interrupted his busy schedule arguing with Sir Colin to conjure up weeks 3, 4, 6, 7, and 9 as the repeat weeks (you can go back to the forum and check your upcoming opponents if you really must - but essentially it means that this week we reverse the week 3 games ...   entiendes? ).

And so - as the song goes - 🎵  We are Fantistico.  We are Magnifico.🎵  Though actually only I am this week ...  (did I already mention that?!) ...

Updaminsta Division

Dazedandconfused (Ozz)   11-13   The Flat Caps (Mr D)      
FC Chintastic (Jago)   16-5   aMoyesIng (Cup of T)      
Ivor Stand (Sir Colin)   6-3   King's Park Klowns (Hatted Urchin)    
HuttonDressedAsLahm (UrchinYid)   8-6   Marshland Mardlers (Lord Upminster)
Salad Dodger Hotspurs (1961 COYS)   6-9   I'm only a Kid (Baby Jago)  
Pos Team                            P W D L F A Pts
1 Ivor Stand (Sir Colin) 9 7 0 2 80 59 21
2 FC Chintastic (Jago) 9 6 0 3 76 58 18
3 Marshland Mardlers (Lord Up)  9 6 0 3 71 71 18
4 I'm only a Kid (Baby Jago) 9 5 0 4 81 69 15
5 HuttonDressedAsLahm (UrchinY) 9 4 2 3 71 71 14
6 The Flat Caps (Mr D)          9 4 2 3 64 63 14
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
7 King's Park Klowns (Hatted Urchin) 9 4 0 5 73 72 12
8 Salad Dodger Hots (1961 COYS) 9 2 1 6 66 75   7
9 aMoyesIng (Cup of Tea) 9 2 1 6 65 86   7
10 Dazedandconfused (Ozz)        9 2 0 7 63 86   6

Romford Collier Row, South, Division

Trojan XIX (Cool Hand Luke)   13-10   AFC Pulisball (Dinamo Urchin)  
Binary Choices (MikeMike)   4-9   Back of the net (Paul C)    
Retired & Idle (Blackballed)   7-8   Daley's Dream Team (Fat Tom)  
Salad Cream Blues (Mick The Bat)   10-5   Lana Del Jago (Urchin Queen)  
Lt Commander Data (Wivenhoe)   7-9   The New Sheep (Dummy Team)
 
 
Pos Team                         P W D L  F  A Pts
1 Daley's Dream Team (Fat Tom) 9 7 0 2 76 59 21
2 Salad Cream Blues (Mick The Bat) 9 7 0 2 73 47 21
3 Binary Choices (MikeMike) 9 5 1 3 67 54 16
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
4 The New Sheep (Dummy Team) 9 5 0 4 69 76 15
5 AFC Pulisball (Dinamo Urchin) 9 5 0 4 56 62 15
6 Retired & Idle (Blackballed) 9 4 1 4 87 81 13
7 Back of the net (Paul C) 9 4 1 4 70 63 13
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
8 Trojan XIX (Cool Hand Luke)   9 2 2 5 78 92   8
9 Lt Commander Data (Wivenhoe) 9 2 0 7 50 75   6
10 Lana Del Jago (Urchin Queen) 9 1 1 7 69 86   4

And so to next week...

UPMINSTER DIVISION          
Ivor Stand (Sir Colin)   v-v   Dazedandconfused (Ozz)    
HuttonDressedAsLahm (UrchinYid)   v-v   The Flat Caps (Mr D)    
Salad Dodger Hotspurs (1961 COYS)   v-v   aMoyesIng (Cup of Tea)  
Marshland Mardlers (Lord Upminster)   v-v   King's Park Klowns (Hatted Urchin)
I'm only a Kid (Baby Jago)  v-v  FC Chintastic (Jago)      
COLLIER ROW (South) DIVISION        
Retired & Idle (Blackballed)   v-v   Trojan XIX (Cool Hand Luke)    
Salad Cream Blues (Mick The Bat)   v-v   AFC Pulisball (Dinamo Urchin)  
Lt Commander Data (Wivenhoe)   v-v   Back of the net (Paul C)    
Lana Del Jago (Urchin Queen)   v-v   Daley's Dream Team (Fat Tom)  
The New Sheep (Dummy Team)   v-v   Binary Choices (MikeMike)  

Spring Weeek 10 - 14th March 2020 - by 15:00

Inter Miami v LA Galaxy
Newcastle v Sheffield Utd
Norwich City v Southampton
Reading v Stoke
Hornchurch v Lewes
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That's it.  All the best to you, your loved ones, and the Cor-Cas goalie who I'm voting for as Sports' personality of the year.

Jago.

 

 

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Posted (edited)
40 minutes ago, blackballed said:

Oops .......... Houston we have a problem  ......

Yep - there are some serious gremlins since about 3 weeks ago which means cut&paste no longer works properly.  It took over an hour to post and then correct the formatting of the above.  Which is okay, my life is pretty vacant - but unless it gets fixed I may move us onto whatsapp or something.  Anyway - Ian  is on it so hopefully will be resolved soon.

NOTE - for anyone wondering what Blackballed and I are on about - it's all corrected now, so just read the original post.

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Well done for correcting..... see I managed to lose by the odd point again last week. One day I will understand the scoring system as I worked it out to be a draw .... life moves on.

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17 minutes ago, blackballed said:

Well done for correcting..... see I managed to lose by the odd point again last week. One day I will understand the scoring system as I worked it out to be a draw .... life moves on.

All about the crowd ... Jordan closer : < 10% out so 2 pts for that.  Whereas you were between 10 & 20% so only got 1 point.   You lose. 7-8 as it happens.   Simples.  :)

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Posted (edited)

Hang on one cotton-pickin' minute - that cut and paste worked perfectly - albeit via snip.

Blackballed  - you may be a technological ignoramus (see also, inter alia,  Mick The Bat, Ozz, Sir Colin, 1961 COYS et al) - but you may also , unwittingly, have provided a "temporary work around".  Good work.

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Inter Miami 1 v 2 LA Galaxy
Newcastle 2 v 0 Sheffield Utd
Norwich City 2 v 1 Southampton
Reading 2 v 1 Stoke
Hornchurch 5 v 0 Lewes
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Inter Miami 1 v 2 LA Galaxy
Newcastle 0 v 2 Sheffield Utd
Norwich City 2 v 1 Southampton
Reading 2 v 1 Stoke
Hornchurch 3 v 0 Lewes
Att : 300

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nter Miami 2 v 2 LA Galaxy
Newcastle 1 v 2 Sheffield Utd
Norwich City 1 v 1 Southampton
Reading 1 v 1 Stoke
Hornchurch 2 v 0 Lewes
Att : 340

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Inter Miami 2 v 3 LA Galaxy
Newcastle 1 v 2 Sheffield Utd
Norwich City 2 v 1 Southampton
Reading 1 v 1 Stoke
Hornchurch 2 v 1 Lewes
Att : 312

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Inter Miami 1 v 0 LA Galaxy
Newcastle  1 v 2 Sheffield Utd
Norwich City 2 v 1 Southampton
Reading 2 v 0 Stoke
Hornchurch 3 v 0 Lewes
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Inter Miami 2 v 4 LA Galaxy
Newcastle 2 v 2 Sheffield Utd
Norwich City 2 v 2 Southampton
Reading 4 v 2 Stoke
Hornchurch 4 v 2 Lewes
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Inter Miami 2 v 1 LA Galaxy
Newcastle 0 v 1 Sheffield Utd
Norwich City 1 v 2 Southampton
Reading 2v 0 Stoke
Hornchurch 2 v 0 Lewes
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Inter Miami 0 v 3 LA Galaxy
Newcastle 0 v 1 Sheffield Utd
Norwich City 1 v 2 Southampton
Reading 1 v 0 Stoke
Hornchurch 3 v 1 Lewes
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Inter Miami 1-1 LA Galaxy
Newcastle 2-1 Sheffield Utd
Norwich City 1-2 Southampton
Reading 2-1 Stoke
Hornchurch 2-0 Lewes
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Inter Miami 0 v 3 LA Galaxy
Newcastle 1 v 2  Sheffield Utd
Norwich City 1 v 1 Southampton
Reading 1 v 2  Stoke
Hornchurch 1 v 0 Lewes
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Posted (edited)
15 hours ago, cup of tea said:

Just out of interest, do you know what the biggest winning margin is? Was on the receiving end of a whooping by yourself

Yes Cuppa - your boys took a helluva beating.  A helluva beating.  Lord Nelson,  Mrs Thatcher.  Lord Beaverbrook.  Ozz,  Jago,   Can you hear me? 

<<< For those under 35 who are wondering what I'm on about .... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bjørge_Lillelien

>>> For those over 35 who are wondering - maybe you are following the wrong sport.

Anyway, no, I didn't previously have a record of the biggest margin, but following hours of in-depth research I do now.  And I can confirm that the biggest margin is actually 12 so your 11-goal thrashing is relatively benign.  The 12 was  (Incredibly) achieved by Sir Colin  in 2019-20 (Autumn), and less improbably by Ozz in 2016-17 (Autumn).  It's also been achieved 3 times when the opponent failed to turn up (i.e. 12-0 wins) but I'm not sure that counts.

Here are the biggest margins for each season when both teams turned up:

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And there are also the following 12-0 wins versus no-shows...

2015-16                   Andy Dick 12-0  Thomson
2016-17 (Spring)    Cup of Tea 12-0  Seany The Sheep
2016-17 (Spring)    Miss AFCH  12-0  Seany The Sheep

Enough late-night stats.

Good night.

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Are taking a break because of the Coronavirus? Is this a Prediction League board decision?

Inter Miami P-P LA Galaxy
Newcastle P-P Sheffield Utd
Norwich City P-P Southampton
Reading P-P Stoke
Hornchurch 3-1 Lewes
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2 hours ago, Fat Tom Daley said:

Are taking a break because of the Coronavirus? Is this a Prediction League board decision?

Unlike the world governing bodies, the Prediction League already has processes in place for all eventualities so no board meeting is necessary* .    As you know our motto is "to fail to prepare is to prepare to fail".    * and Cup of Tea is in Cheltenham anyway

So this week continues - albeit with just one game on.   But people may obviously adjust their attendance prediction - and indeed score right up to kick off.

Next week we will go 100% non league - after all we're supposed to know all about that.   Once non league stops I'm afraid, yes, we will need to have a mach mal pause (as they say in Germany) unless you're prepared to predict on the North East Hants Youth League Under 12s.

THE MANAGEMENT

 

 

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