Pred'n Lg - Wk 4 results, wk 5 matches by 12:30, Sat 06 Feb. Also a s[****!!****]y Payment option

[Jago 186]

Howdy all.

Before we go any further, I am pleased to announce that those clever chaps AndyDick and Fat Tom have got together to create an on-line payment option for this 'ere prediction league.  (Mainly Andy I suspect!) 

This is a voluntary contribution and technically splits 50:50 between the Supporters' Association and the winner of Div 1. Except the tradition is that the winner magnanimously refuses to take the cash - as it is, of course, the glory that is important, lording it over your fellow Eastsiders/Riversiders.  And you get to look after the beautiful, hand-engraved trophy for a while.  Last year we were able to donate £140 - which we won't match this year in our shortened half-season, but maybe we can get close.  Every penny helps.

The link is as below - you will recognise the process if you've bought a 50:50 ticket previously.  Please pay £0 or £5 or £10 depending on your personal circumstances. I won't know and I won't pry so let your conscience be your guide. (There's an opportunity for the wags amongst you). Mr D and Lord Upminster get a free ride as last year's champs.  Any questions - just ask.

https://www.hornchurchfc.com/product-category/game-room/

<< Nb. If you'd prefer to pay me directly when we are out of the Covid woods, that's fine too >>.

Anyway. Enough of the high finance.  What of the prediction league?

Dunno really - I've rather exhausted myself with all that payment business. Except to say:

• The Covid replacement game was re-purposed at short notice as a riot-replacement game (our flexibility knows no bounds!);
• Lord Upminster  finally got his arse in gear with an astonishing four scores out of five bang on. Not sure if he's got next week's lottery numbers yet but give him a bell;
• Luke somehow snaked his way to the top for (I suspect) the first time in history, replacing his sometimes-buddy UrchinYid who tumbled an impressive 5 places in one week;
• Lady Jago has been bending my ear about the unfairness of scoring 10 and losing - she got short shrift from me I can tell you.  That's life darlin'.
• And long-term North Havering chums Paul C and Cup of Tea have cemented themselves to the bottom of Div 2 in some kind of pact of ineptitude.

Next week brings the much awaited Maidstone game so good luck to the boys.  "Rule 6" is brought to your attention, but as serial-offender MikeMike has rightly pointed out,  whenever he predicts against us in the big games we go on to triumph. So now I'm confused!

Here's the full confusion:

Upminster Division

Collier Row (S)

NEXT WEEK

Week 5.  6th Feb 2021 by 12:30.

Please predict on :

Fenerbahce v Galatasaray
Villa v Arsenal (12:30)
Fulham v WHU
Orient v Colchester Utd
Hornchurch v Maidstone

Covid / riot / other contingency:
Hibs v Aberdeen

Up the Urchins.  Wem-ber-ley, Wem-ber-ley.

Jago.

 

 

 

Edited January 31 by Jago

[DiamondGeezer 32]

Fenerbahce 3-1 Galatasaray
Villa 2-1 Arsenal (12:30)
Fulham 2-1 WHU
Orient 2-1 Colchester Utd
Hornchurch 2-1 Maidstone

Covid / riot / other contingency:
Hibs 1-1 Aberdeen

[Jago 186]

Goodness me.  I've been censored!

I hope this isn't the start of JagoGate 2

 

[MikeMike 101]

Fenerbahce 2-0 Galatasaray
Villa 2-0 Arsenal (12:30)
Fulham 1-3 WHU
Orient 1-2 Colchester Utd
Hornchurch 0-2 Maidstone (Rule 6 my a*s*)

Covid / riot / other contingency:
Hibs 3-1 Aberdeen

Edited January 31 by MikeMike

[1961 COYS 132]

Fenerbahce 1-2 Galatasaray
Villa 1-1 Arsenal (12:30)
Fulham 1-2 WHU
Orient 1-1 Colchester Utd
Hornchurch 1-1 Maidstone

Covid / riot / other contingency:
Hibs 2-1 Aberdeen

[UrchinYid 31]

Fenerbahce 2 v 1 Galatasaray
Villa 1 v 1 Arsenal (12:30)
Fulham 0 v 2 WHU
Orient 1 v 0 Colchester Utd
Hornchurch 1 v 1 Maidstone

Covid / riot / other contingency:
Hibs 2 v 2 Aberdeen

[Adrian83 1]

Fenerbahce v 2 - 2 Galatasaray
Villa v 1 -1 Arsenal (12:30)
Fulham v 1 - 2 WHU
Orient v 1 - 1 Colchester Utd
Hornchurch v 2 - 0 Maidstone

Covid / riot / other contingency:
Hibs v 0 - 1 Aberdeen

[Mick the bat 23]

 

Fenerbahce 2 v 0 Galatasaray
Villa 1 v 2 Arsenal (12:30)
Fulham2 v 3 WHU
Orient 1 v 0 Colchester Utd
Hornchurch 3  v 0 Maidstone

Covid / riot / other contingency:
Hibs 4 v 5 Aberdeen

[Paul_C 21]

Fenerbahce  1 v 2 Galatasaray
Villa 1 v 1 Arsenal (12:30)
Fulham 0 v 1 WHU
Orient 2 v 1 Colchester Utd
Hornchurch 1 v 0 Maidstone

Covid / riot / other contingency:
Hibs 1 v 2 Aberdeen

[MR D 7]

Fenerbahce 1 v 0 Galatasaray
Villa 2 v 1 Arsenal (12:30)
Fulham 1 v 3 WHU
Orient 2 v 0 Colchester Utd
Hornchurch 1 v 0 Maidstone

Covid / riot / other contingency:
Hibs 2 v 1 Aberdeen

[CMcBride 108]

2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 2-1 

[Dinamo Urchin 67]

Fenerbahce 1-1 Galatasaray
Villa 1-2 Arsenal (12:30)
Fulham 1-3 WHU
Orient 2-0 Colchester Utd
Hornchurch 2-1 Maidstone

Covid / riot / other contingency:
Hibs 1-2 Aberdeen

[cup of tea 718]

Fenerbahce 2 v 1 Galatasaray
Villa 1 v 1 Arsenal (12:30)
Fulham 1 v 2 WHU
Orient 2 v 0 Colchester Utd
Hornchurch 2 v 1 Maidstone

Covid / riot / other contingency:
Hibs 1 v 0 Aberdeen

[LukeXIX 82]

Fenerbahce 3 v 2 Galatasaray
Villa 1 v 2 Arsenal (12:30)
Fulham 1 v 2 WHU
Orient 1 v 1 Colchester Utd
Hornchurch 1 v 0 Maidstone

Covid / riot / other contingency:
Hibs 2 v 1 Aberdeen

[blackballed 230]

Fenerbahce  1 v 1 Galatasaray
Villa 1 v 1 Arsenal (12:30)
Fulham 1 v 3 WHU
Orient 2 v 1 Colchester Utd
Hornchurch 2 v 1 Maidstone

Covid / riot / other contingency:
Hibs 1 v 1 Aberdeen

[Lord Upminster 42]

Marshland Mardlers

 

Fenerbahce 1 - 0 Galatasaray
Villa 1 - 2 Arsenal (12:30)
Fulham 1 - 3 WHU
Orient 3 - 2 Colchester Utd
Hornchurch 2 - 1 Maidstone

Covid / riot / other contingency:
Hibs 2 - 1 Aberdeen

[Urchin Queen 4]

Fenerbahce 1 v 1 Galatasaray
Villa 2 v 1 Arsenal (12:30)
Fulham 0 v 0 WHU
Orient 1 v 1 Colchester Utd
Hornchurch 2 v 1 Maidstone

Covid / riot / other contingency:
Hibs 0 v 1 Aberdeen

[Baby Jago 1]

Fenerbahce 1-2 Galatasaray
Villa 0-2 Arsenal (12:30)
Fulham 2-3 WHU
Orient 2-1 Colchester Utd
Hornchurch 1-0 Maidstone

Hibs 2-1 Aberdeen

[Fat Tom Daley 440]

Fenerbahce 2v1 Galatasaray
Villa 1v3 Arsenal (12:30)
Fulham 1v3 WHU
Orient 2v1 Colchester Utd
Hornchurch 2v1 Maidstone

Covid / riot / other contingency:
Hibs 1v2 Aberdeen

[Jago 186]

FC Chintastic

Fenerbahce 1-2 Galatasaray
Villa 1-2 Arsenal (12:30)
Fulham 1-1 WHU
Orient 2-0 Colchester Utd
Hornchurch 1-0 Maidstone

Hibs 1-2 Aberdeen

[Jago 186]

Nick's Knockers

Fenerbahce 1-0 Galatasaray
Villa 1-0 Arsenal (12:30)
Fulham 1-2 WHU
Orient 2-1 Colchester Utd
Hornchurch 1-2 Maidstone ... MikeMike will approve.  Official membership of The Hasbeen Salads will, I suspect, be under review.

Hibs 1-1 Aberdeen

Edited February 5 by Jago

[Wivenhoe Urchin 53]

Fenerbahce 0v0 Galatasaray
Villa 1v2 Arsenal (12:30)
Fulham 0v3 WHU
Orient 0v0 Colchester Utd
Hornchurch 1v0 Maidstone

Covid / riot / other contingency:
Hibs 0v0 Aberdeen

[Ozz 9]

Fenerbahce 1-1 Galatasaray

Fulham 0 -2 WHU
Orient 2-0 Colchester Utd
Hornchurch 2-2 Maidstone

Covid / riot / other contingency:
Hibs 2 - 1 Aberdeen

[MikeMike 101]

Absolutely delighted to retain my 100% record of getting zero points when betting against Hornchurch.