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A New Lexus !

Big J R

By Big J R
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[color:"blue"] A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it.

 

As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fa*t escapes her.

 

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and, hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

 

As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.

 

"Good day, Madam. How may we help you today ?"

 

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle ?"

 

He answers,

 

[color:"red"] "Madam, I'm very sorry to say that if you far*ed just touching this marvellous machine, you are going to sh*t yourself when you hear the price !!"

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