Aother for the Essex Crowd !

Big J R · February 20, 2004

JOKING HONEY

She Was So Blonde.....

. . . she thought a quarterback was a refund.

. . . she thought General Motors was in the army.

. . . she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

. . . at the bottom of an application, where it says "sign here" she.....wrote Sagittarius.

SHE WAS SOO BLONDE

. . . she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

. . . she sent a fax with a stamp on it.

. . . she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

. . . under "education" on a job application, she put "Hooked on

Phonics."

SHE WAS SOOO BLONDE

. . she tripped over a cordless phone.

. . she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."

. . she told me to meet her at the corner of "walk" and "don't walk." .

. . she asked for a price check at the Everything For A Dollar Store. .

. . she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

SHE WAS SOOOO BLONDE

. . . she studied for a blood test.

. . . she sold her car for gas money.

. . . when she went to the airport and saw a sign that read "Airport Left,". . . . she turned around and went home.

SHE WAS SOOOOO BLONDE

. . when she heard that 90% of all crimes occurred around home, she moved.

. . she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

. . she thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

. . she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

. . and finally,

SHE WAS SOOOOOO BLONDE

. . she had a shirt that said TGIF, which she thought stood for .. [color:"red"] 'Tit's Go In Front.' [color:"black"]

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