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Congratulations up fleet you have reached 200 posts, well done!!!!!!!!!!!!! sad eh......... or bored at work, either way ive reached a mile stone tongue2.gif

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John@TheFleet said:
Practising for the night shift, are we?


Morning shift this week with friday off & extra saturday night.....

.....then all of next week off!!!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/megaphon.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/birthday.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/icon_band222.gif" alt="" />

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I've got all next week off as well. And the week after. And the week after that, 'cos we've been told we're being laid off at the end of this week. Oh whoopee f-ing doo. Back to the dole queue........

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Sorry to hear your news John@The Fleet.

 

In the meantime, couldn't you submit some of your lyrics to a recording artist, like Elton John. I'd love to hear him singing some of your ditties..

[esp the shrimp one!!] <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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David Holden said:
What for people to explain why the trains aren't running?


Mr. Holden, I know for a fact that your train has run every morning this week (so far). Can't vouch for the usual 'wait an eternity outside London Bridge' saga but it has departed DARTFORD on time each day too!

Now you wait until Friday when I'm off!!!!!

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maladroit said:

In the meantime, couldn't you submit some of your lyrics to a recording artist, like Elton John. I'd love to hear him singing some of your ditties..
[esp the shrimp one!!] grin.gif grin.gif


Something like........

"You can stick your f*****g postbox up your @rse!"

Best I can manage at the moment but it came from the heart, believe me!

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That aint from Career Opportunities by the Clash by any chance is it? <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

 

Thought not! <img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

 

Anyway, Elton's always sticking things up his...oh...never mind!

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David Holden said:
What for people to explain why the trains aren't running?


Mr. Holden, I know for a fact that your train has run every morning this week (so far). Can't vouch for the usual 'wait an eternity outside London Bridge' saga but it has departed DARTFORD on time each day too!

Now you wait until Friday when I'm off!!!!!


I blame you for the fact that my train never reaches Charing X until about 9:15, I blame you for the fact that the coalition forces have not found Osama Bin Laden, I blame you for the assination of JFK, the Great Fire of London and the murder of the Princes in the Tower.

Not that I'm a vindictive sort of person of course <img src="/images/graemlins/top.gif" alt="" />

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However, I see that in the evenings, the rest of 'em have done their best to delay your journey home.

 

How was wednesday night when the looney woman walked along the track at London Bridge?

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Relative of yours I assumed!

 

Personally, I would have let the trains carry on running, but that is a bit hard on the cleaners I suppose.

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