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maladroit said:

In the meantime, couldn't you submit some of your lyrics to a recording artist, like Elton John. I'd love to hear him singing some of your ditties..
[esp the shrimp one!!] grin.gif grin.gif


Something like........

"You can stick your f*****g postbox up your @rse!"

Best I can manage at the moment but it came from the heart, believe me!
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That aint from Career Opportunities by the Clash by any chance is it? <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

 

Thought not! <img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

 

Anyway, Elton's always sticking things up his...oh...never mind!

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David Holden said:
What for people to explain why the trains aren't running?


Mr. Holden, I know for a fact that your train has run every morning this week (so far). Can't vouch for the usual 'wait an eternity outside London Bridge' saga but it has departed DARTFORD on time each day too!

Now you wait until Friday when I'm off!!!!!


I blame you for the fact that my train never reaches Charing X until about 9:15, I blame you for the fact that the coalition forces have not found Osama Bin Laden, I blame you for the assination of JFK, the Great Fire of London and the murder of the Princes in the Tower.

Not that I'm a vindictive sort of person of course <img src="/images/graemlins/top.gif" alt="" />
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