Bed Football !

[Big J R]

An old man and his wife have gone to bed.

 

After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man lets out a loud f*rt and says "One-nil".

 

His wife rolls over and asks "What in the world was that ?"

 

The old man says "A goal. I'm ahead one-nil."

 

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Goal! One all."

 

The old boy f*rts again. "Goal! I'm 2-1 up."

 

Now starting to get into this, the wife quickly f*rts again and says "Goal! Two all."

 

The old man tries to f*rt again, but cannot........

 

Trying desperately not to be out done by his wife, he gives it everything he has to squeeze out just one more f*rt.

 

He strains a little too hard and sh1ts in the bed.

 

The wife asks "Now what in the world was that !!"

 

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The old man replies "Half-time ! switch sides !!!!"

 

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