An Accountants Footie Joke!

[Burnham Lad]

A Sunday league soccer team is desperate for players - so desperate in fact, that they are forced to play a chicken. Rather surprisingly, the chicken has a brilliant first half. One minute it's clearing off the line, the next it's putting in a perfect cross.

 

At half time all it's team mates are delighted and they eagerly return to the pitch for the second half. On the way back the ref starts chatting with the chicken. "Great first half mate. You must be really fit," he says. "Thanks" says the chicken. "I try to keep myself trim, but it is difficult getting in a gym session before work."

 

"What do you do?" asks the ref. "I'm an accountant," replies the chicken. Immediately the ref brandishes the red card and sends the chicken off. The team mates gather round the ref to protest against the sending off. "Sorry lads" says the ref. "I had no choice.

 

 

Wait for it............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Professional fowl."