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Last Day of School Term

Burnham Lad

By Burnham Lad
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On the last day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

 

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

 

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

 

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.

 

The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger, tasted it and wrinkled her nose

 

"Is it wine?" she guessed.

"No," the boy replied.

 

She tasted another drop and asked,

"Champagne?"

 

"No," said the little boy...

"I give up," she said. "What is it?"

 

 

The boy replied, "It's a puppy Miss!"

 

 

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