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A blonde pushes her BMW into a petrol station. She tells the

mechanic, "It died."<p>After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling

smoothly. She says, "What's the story?"<p>He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."<p>She says, "How often do I have to do that?"

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how much does an essex girl pay for her shampoo?<p>pound ten (pantene)geddit!!<p>i would put more jokes on the site but the administrator and some fans would not aprove of them and i would get kicked off.

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