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Ulrika was caught by the police m*sturbating with her mobile last night. The officer in charge said that it wasn't the first time she'd been caught with an Ericsson inside her.

 

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The photos in the press may show her with a bust overtaken by gravity, but she's still gorgeous, and I hope she's saving herself for me!

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<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Colin Zeal EFM:</font><hr />

Ulrika is a thick blonde trollop who's had more pricks than a dartboard.

 

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Do I dectect a note of jealousy, that yours isn't one of them? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/cool_shades.gif" alt="" />

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<blockquote><font class="small">Quote ANDREWC:</font><hr />

Are you referring to Ulrika or the phone? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/bounceblue.gif" alt="" />

 

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As mobile phones tends to get smaller and smaller, I'll guess Ulrika prefers them old... <img src="/forums/images/icons/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

Ehem...

 

Per-Helge

 

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<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Dave GNFC:</font><hr />

 

 

Do I dectect a note of jealousy, that yours isn't one of them? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/cool_shades.gif" alt="" />

 

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No. You don't. Being from St Albans, I happen to like a touch of class.

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