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A man fell asleep on the beach one day and the wind came up and blew

> > sand all over him until he was covered with only his big toe sticking

> > out.

> >

> > A ****** was walking down the beach, saw the toe sticking up, she pulled

> > down her bikini bottom and squatted over the toe. She humped away till

> > she was satisfied, pulled up her drawers and left. The guy woke up,

> > brushed the sand away and left, not knowing what happened.

> >

> > The next day his foot itched like hell, and had a sore on it.

> >

> > He went to the Doctor and after an exam the doc told him he had syphilis

> > of the big toe. "Syphilis of the big toe?", he inquired, "isn't that

> > rare."

> >

> > The doc said "Yes, but if you think that's rare, I had a woman in here

> > this morning with athlete's twat."

> >

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