Sex and the Senior Citizen

[Burnham Lad]

An elderly couple go to a sex therapist's office.

 

The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

 

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual relation?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

 

When the couple finish, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with your techique." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them £50 and he says goodbye.

 

The next week, however, the couple return and asks the sex therapist to watch again.

 

The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

 

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, have sexual relations with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says,"I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

 

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything.

 

She's married and we can't go to her house.

 

I'm married and we can't go to my house.

 

The Carlton Hotel charges £150

 

The Hilton charges £139.

 

We do it here for £50, and I get £43 back from BUPA!"