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Canvey 3 lions

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Three Lions (Canvey Mix)

(To the tune of, well, Three Lions!)

 

[You're staying down

You're staying down

You're staying,

Canvey's staying down] x2

 

All of your jokes, all of your sneers,

And all your oh-so-nears,

Made me laugh

Through the years

 

Cos Canvey always throw it away

With a useless display

In the Ryman they stay

Now we're singing...

 

In your Essex slum

On your inbred island

Your sister is your mum

You're rotting in the Ryman

 

Laugh about Canvey staying down

Your manager's a clown

We'll be back

At your sh*tty ground

 

And you might get on Match of the day

But the end of the day

At this level you'll stay

And stay forever....

 

In your Essex slum

On your inbred island

Your sister is your mum

You're rotting in the Ryman

 

(Commentary bit)

"It's Lock for Grays, he shoots, he scores, and Canvey are 2-1 down"

"And Rob Haworth equalises for Sutton - Canvey seem determined to hand the title to Gravesend"

"It's there…. Jones scores for Braintree with eight minutes remaining - and Canvey are dead and buried. They've choked it again"

 

Let's all raise a drink

To that fat b*stard King

 

[You're staying down

You're staying down

You're staying,

Canvey's staying down] x2

 

In your Essex slum

On your inbred island

Your sister is your mum

You're rotting in the Ryman

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