The Talking Parrot

[Big J R]

Talking Parrot

 

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: [color:"blue"] "Jesus is watching you !"

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Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. [color:"blue"] "Jesus is watching you !" [color:"black"] the voice boomed again.

 

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me ?"

 

"Yes", said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: "What's your name ?"

 

"Clarence," said the bird.

 

"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence ?"

 

The parrot replied, [color:"red"] "The same f'ckin idiot that named our Rottweiler Jesus !!!!"

 

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