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Not at sure about this.....Jimmy's note has a smiley drinking Guinness..brilliant ! how do you do that ? Others have a picture on the left hand side of the message....how do you do that ?

 

Others have a message at the bottom...how ?

 

Why am I "wash the kit and clean the boots "?

 

Dave - I am an old man....didn't realise a course in computer science was required here !!....I'll get my nephew to help me !

 

Anyway, I am not missing Davies ( or Davues as he is known when the XXXX hits the U instead of the I key ! ) or HereFord whatever......but it does lack a bit of spontaneous banter....I can't write under any of my many aliases !!

 

Cheers,

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Hirsty:

<strong>Not at sure about this.....Jimmy's note has a smiley drinking Guinness..brilliant ! how do you do that ? Others have a picture on the left hand side of the message....how do you do that ?

 

Others have a message at the bottom...how ?

 

Why am I "wash the kit and clean the boots "?

 

Dave - I am an old man....didn't realise a course in computer science was required here !!....I'll get my nephew to help me !</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Time for lesson 2 Dave...

 

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Now you obviously havent read the other queries on these subjects, Hirsty !! Even Reevsie cottoned on to the "Avatar" thing - the thing that appears on the left hand side, as you put it !!

 

Go to Profile when you are logged in and you will find the option to add an avatar of your choice within that.

 

Also, the bit that appears at the bottom is a "signature" and again this can be added through the Profile option at the top of the screen.

 

As to the Drinking Guinness bit - I think I'll leave that to someone else, as my knowledge of technology doesnt stretch that far !! There is a list of basic smilies (or instant gremlins) below the box you use to type your messages.

 

There are various categories of poster, depending on the number of messages you have posted - these start at the Wash the Boots, etc, etc and since you have only currently posted 3 messages, this is how you are classified.

 

Easy really, isnt it ?

 

<img border="0" title="" alt="[big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Hirsty:

<strong>Not at sure about this.....Jimmy's note has a smiley drinking Guinness..brilliant ! how do you do that ? Others have a picture on the left hand side of the message....how do you do that ?

 

Others have a message at the bottom...how ?

 

Why am I "wash the kit and clean the boots "?

 

Dave - I am an old man....didn't realise a course in computer science was required here !!....I'll get my nephew to help me !

 

Anyway, I am not missing Davies ( or Davues as he is known when the XXXX hits the U instead of the I key ! ) or HereFord whatever......but it does lack a bit of spontaneous banter....I can't write under any of my many aliases !!

 

Cheers,</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hi Hirsty,

 

So you managed to find your way onto this forum. The question remains will Mr. Masters? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" />

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i'm missing superdaz - ou est-il? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

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As this new board is a UBB board it enables people, if they wish, to bolden, colour, enlarge text as well as make pictures appear in their posts.

 

When I have figured out how best to describe how to do it I will post here so everyone can enter the smiley world of fun.

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">

Hi Hirsty,

 

So you managed to find your way onto this forum. The question remains will Mr. Masters? </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Eh? I've been here for ages, chaps. I think they promoted me to trialist after my sixth pointless message in two days. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by JC_GNFC:

<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Hirsty:

<strong>Not at sure about this.....Jimmy's note has a smiley drinking Guinness..brilliant ! how do you do that ? Others have a picture on the left hand side of the message....how do you do that ?

 

Others have a message at the bottom...how ?

 

Why am I "wash the kit and clean the boots "?

 

Dave - I am an old man....didn't realise a course in computer science was required here !!....I'll get my nephew to help me !</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Time for lesson 2 Dave...

 

JC</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">OK Lesson on smileys Friday lunchtime so sit up and pay attention!

 

<img src="http://www.longdog.org.uk/smilies/sleepy.gif" alt=" - " />

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Super Daz ici!

 

Blimey - who's moaning about the papa's thread?

 

What started off as sarcasm turned into a classic.

 

<img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

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Super Daz - Don't think anyones moaning about the Papa threads , I think that they are just bemoaning the fact that their like will not been seen again, as you can't use aliases on this board.

 

But hopefully Papa Joe will still be clasping his bag of Werthers originals in the Swanscombe end next season !! <img border="0" title="" alt="[big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

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Moi? Responsible for at least half a dozen?

 

No........... 3 or 4 maybe!

 

My personal favourite thread last season was the David Beckham/Can I play for the fleet? one that got started - the best part of it was Northfleet Nigel's letter to Becks!

 

Hilarious!!!

 

<img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Dave GNFC:

<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by JC_GNFC:

<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Hirsty:

<strong>Not at sure about this.....Jimmy's note has a smiley drinking Guinness..brilliant ! how do you do that ? Others have a picture on the left hand side of the message....how do you do that ?

 

Others have a message at the bottom...how ?

 

Why am I "wash the kit and clean the boots "?

 

Dave - I am an old man....didn't realise a course in computer science was required here !!....I'll get my nephew to help me !</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Time for lesson 2 Dave...

 

JC</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">OK Lesson on smileys Friday lunchtime so sit up and pay attention!

 

<img src="http://www.longdog.org.uk/smilies/sleepy.gif" alt=" - " /></strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Dave GNFC:

<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by JC_GNFC:

<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Hirsty:

<strong>Not at sure about this.....Jimmy's note has a smiley drinking Guinness..brilliant ! how do you do that ? Others have a picture on the left hand side of the message....how do you do that ?

 

Others have a message at the bottom...how ?

 

Why am I "wash the kit and clean the boots "?

 

Dave - I am an old man....didn't realise a course in computer science was required here !!....I'll get my nephew to help me !</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Time for lesson 2 Dave...

 

JC</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">OK Lesson on smileys Friday lunchtime so sit up and pay attention!

 

<img src="http://www.longdog.org.uk/smilies/sleepy.gif" alt=" - " /></strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Getting there slowly......I forgot to write anything last time......exciting isn't it ?

 

What date does the new season start ?

 

Cheers,

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Slartibartfast:

<strong>Alright so nobody misses Davies but I hope Inca Mark finds this board, him I would miss. <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Slartibartfast:

<strong>Alright so nobody misses Davies but I hope Inca Mark finds this board, him I would miss. <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Inca Mark managed to register the day before he flew back to Peru, so he should be able to post messages from deepest Lima.

BTW one interesting fact he enlighten me with is that for every bloke in the cities / towns of Peru there are FOUR women. It gets better in the jungles there are SIX women for every man, right anyone fancy a trip up the Amazon <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Dave GNFC:

<strong>August 17th.

 

No doubt away to someone in the far north.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'd like to think it would be just down the road at Halifax but unless they get their act together they'll be in the Unibond League. The players were sacked by the administrator last month, Bob Walker resigned and there's a problem with their shared ground.

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I seem to remember a documentary about that on the telly.

The "women" were all wearing bowler hats and smoking cigars.... i don't think I could manage four of them. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

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