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Redneck Handyman !

Big J R

By Big J R
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Larry is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios Billybob and says, "Billybob, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck under my truck. He's still wriggling what should I do ?"

 

Billybob replies, "In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."

 

Larry agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Billybob I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."

 

"So what's the problem now ?" his Boss snapped.

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"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing." [color:"black"]

 

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