Damn Checking Account!

[American FLEET FAN No1]

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the

woman at the teller window "I want to open a damn

checking account."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir.

I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, dammit. I said I want to open a damn

checking account now!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is

not tolerated in this bank." The teller leaves the

window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him

of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller

does not have to listen to that foul language.

They both return to the window and the manager asks

the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem

here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just

won $50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank."

 

"I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch

giving you a hard time?

 

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