Correct use of the "F" word

[Burnham Lad]

When is F**k Acceptable?

 

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

 

They are as follows:

 

11. "What the F**k do you mean, we are sinking?"

 

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

 

 

10. "What the F**k was that?"

 

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

 

9. "Where did all those F**king Indians come from?"

 

-- General Custer, 1877

 

 

8. "Any F**king idiot could understand that."

 

-- Einstein, 1938

 

7. "It does so F**king look like her!"

 

-- Picasso, 1926

 

6. "How the F**k did you work that out?"

 

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

 

5. "You want WHAT on the F**king ceiling?"

 

-- Michelangelo, 1566

 

4. "Where the F**k are we?"

 

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

 

3. "Scattered F**king showers, my ass!"

 

-- Noah, 4314 BC

 

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the F**k is going to find out?"

 

-- Bill Clinton, 1998

 

 

and a drum roll please............!

 

 

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this F**king mad."

 

-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

[Mark (Flag) Braintree]

The American public after voting Bush back into office.

 

1.Which F*****G knobs voted Bush in again.

 

 

[Burnham Lad]

"Please, for my credibility's sake, where the F**k are the WMD?"

 

- Tony Blair 2004

 

Keep 'em coming......