potatoes

[EUFC superb]

a family of patatoes are really poor and have to split up. the mum says to the three daughters "marry someone and tell me who please marry someone rich".

 

the next week one daughter comes and says "iv married a jersy royal" and the mother gasps with joy.

then came the second daughter and says "iv married an edward the third" again the mother is extermely pleased.

the third daughter comes and says "iv married jonathon pierce" the mother says "your a disgrace to your family - youv married a comme tato!!" (commentator)

[Big J R]

..... In my day, the common-tater in this joke was David Coleman !! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wurm.gif" alt="" />

[EUFC superb]

yea it was my dad said that but i changed it to be more modern