The Prince and the Genie !

[Big J R]

The Prince of Wales was driving around his Mother's estate one day when he accidentally ran over one of her favourite corgis. The poor unfortunate dog was crushed to a pulp ! The Prince got out of his car, sat down on the grass and started crying.

 

The whole world was already against him and now his mother would be mad at him as well. Suddenly he noticed a lamp half buried by his foot. He dug up the lamp and polished it. Low and behold, all of a sudden, a genie appeared.

 

"You've freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment," said the genie. "For freeing me I grant you one wish !"

 

"Well," said the Prince, "I have all the money and material things that I need, but let me show you this unfortunate dog."

 

They walked over to the splattered remains of the dog. "Do you think you can bring this dog back to life ?" asked the Prince.

 

The Genie looked carefully at the remains and gently shook his head.

 

"This body is far too gone for even me to bring back to life. Isn't there anything else you would like ?"

 

The Prince thought for a moment and then reached into his pockets and took out two photographs. "I used to be married to this beautiful woman called Diana," said the Prince showing the genie the first photograph. "But now I love this woman called Camilla." He showed the genie the second photograph. "You see Camilla isn't all that beautiful, so do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as Diana was ?"

 

The genie studied the two photographs and after a few moments said,

 

 

 

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"Tell you what - Let's have another look at that dog !!"

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[Charles Windsor]

The story is all lies and heresay. I didn't cry.