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Heaven

AussieACE

By AussieACE
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Two old blokes, Jack and Dave, are sitting on a park bench enjoying the sun.

 

"I wonder if they play football in heaven", says Dave.

 

"Haven't got a clue", says Jack. "But I tell you what, if I get there before you I'll let you know."

 

Sadly, not too long later Jack dies.

 

Dave is sitting in the park by himself and he hears Jack's voice.

 

"Hey Dave, I've got some good news and some bad news."

 

"What's that?", replies Dave.

 

"Well, the good news is that they do play football in heaven, but the bad news is..................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you're the away team captain this Friday."

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