If it ain't on, it ain't on

[AussieACE]

A Bloke goes into a chemist shop to buy condoms.

 

"What size?" asks the sales assistant.

 

"Gee, I don't know."

 

"Go see Mary in aisle 3."

 

He goes over to see Mary, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!"

 

The guy is horrified. He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.

 

Another bloke comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Mary in aisle 3. Mary grabs him and yells, "Large!"

 

The bloke struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.

 

A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.

 

"What size?"

 

The kid is embarassed and stutters,"I've never done this before. I don't know what size."

 

The shop assistant sends him over to Mary in aisle 3. She grabs him and yells, "Mop and bucket to aisle 3!"

[Big J R]

P-R-I-C-E-L-E-S-S !