No strings attached

[AussieACE]

Did you hear about the bloke who moved into a 6th floor unit.

 

He was out on his balcony one day and looked over the edge and noticed a beautiful young woman sunbaking on the balcony of a unit a couple of levels down. This woman has a gorgeous body, is topless and wearing only the skimpiest bikini bottom. He watches (for a couple of hours).

 

The next day he decides to have another look. Sure enough she is there, again sunbaking.

 

This bloke watches every day for about a week and then decides to send a message to the woman. He writes a note on a piece of paper and lowers it by string down to the woman.

 

The woman opens the note and it reads, "I would like to make love with you. If you would like to make love with me, please pull the string once. If you would not like to make love with me, please pull the string 20 times slowly and then 10 times quickly."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PS. What's happened to Psycho Monkey?

[vienna1964]

Classic !