Training courses for men...

[vienna1964]

 

Note:due to the complexity and level of difficulty each course will be

limited to a maximum of eight participants

 

1:How to fill ice-cube trays, step by step

with slide presentation.

2:Toilet paper rolls: do they grow on the

holders? round table discussion.

3:Differences between the laundry basket

and the floor, pictures and explanatory

graphics.

4:The after dinner dishes and silverware,

can they levitate and fly to the kitchen

sink? Examples on video.

5:Loss of identity: losing the remote to

your significant other, helpline and

support groups.

6:Learning how to find things without

screaming the house down, open forum.

7:Health watch:Bringing her flowers is not

harmful to your health. Graphics and

audio tape.

8:Real men ask for directions when lost.

Real-life testimonials.

9:Is it genetically impossible to sit

quietly when she parallel parks?

driving simulation.

10:Learning to live: basic differences

between mother and wife. Online classes

and role playing.

11:How to be the ideal shopping companion.

Relaxation exercises, meditation and

breathing techniques.

12:How to fight cerebral atrophy:

remembering birthdays, anniversaries and

other important dates.(electroconvulsive

shock therapy sessions and full pre-

frontal lobotomies available).

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