Randy cock !

[vienna1964]

This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants to breed some chicks.

So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he would sell.

 

The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster, named Kenny. He'll service every chicken you've got, no problem."

 

Well, Kenny the rooster costs $3,000... a great deal of money, but the farmer, having heard before of Kenny's prowess in the fatherhood stakes decides he'd be worth it.

 

Kenny is duly purchased.

 

The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, but first he decides to give the rooster a pep talk.

 

"Kenny, I want you to pace yourself now. You've cost me a small fortune and you've got a lot of chickens to service here. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job, So, take your time, conserve your strength and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.

 

Kenny seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house and Kenny takes off like a shot.

WHAM! Kenny immediately nails every hen in the hen house three or four times - and the farmer is really shocked.

Shortly after that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and sure enough, Kenny is in there.

Later on, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese.

 

By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.

The farmer is distraught and terribly concerned that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours.

 

Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next morning, to find Kenny on his back out in the middle of the yard - mouth open, tongue lolling out and both feet sticking straight up in the air !

 

Buzzards are circling overhead and the farmer; saddened by the loss of such a colorful and

expensive animal; shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself... I warned

you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."

Kenny opens one eye, glares at the farmer, nods imperceptively toward the buzzards circling in the sky and hisses [color:"red"] "Shut the f@ck up ! I've been waiting here like this for three hours and they've only just started getting closer !!!"[/color]