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Undies surprise

AussieACE

By AussieACE
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There is this couple who have been married for a long time. They haven't had sex in a while, so the wife goes out and buys some crotchless underwear.

 

She goes home and puts them on and goes downstairs.

 

Her husband is sitting in the living room watching football on TV and she goes and sits in front of him, but he tries to look around her at the TV.

 

She opens her legs and says, "You want some of this?"

 

The husband replies, "Hell no, look what it did to your underwear!"

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