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American Job Intrview.

Big J R

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Harry Peters went to the American Tax Office for a job interview.

 

The interviewer looks at his resume and asks him, "Are you a veteran ?"

 

"Yes, I served 8 years in the army."

 

"Good, that counts in your favour. Do you have any service-related disabilities ?"

 

"I am 100% disabled. A mortar round blew off my test1cles so they declared me disabled. It doesn't affect my ability to work, though."

 

"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you. I can hire you right now ! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10a.m. tomorrow morning, and we'll get you started."

 

"If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come at 10 ?"

 

"Well, this is a government organization. We don't do anything but sit around and scratch our b@lls for the first two hours !!

 

[color:"red"] No point your coming in for that ! " [color:"black"]

 

 

 

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