American Court Case !

[Big J R]

Defence Attorney: What is your age ?

 

Little old Woman: I am 86 years old.

 

Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you on the first of April of this year ?

 

Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

 

Defence Attorney: Did you know him ?

 

Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

 

Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down ?

 

Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

 

Defence Attorney: Did you stop him ?

 

Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.

 

Defence Attorney: Why not ?

 

Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.

 

Defence Attorney: What happened next ?

 

Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.

 

Defence Attorney: Did you stop him then ?

 

Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him.

 

Defence Attorney: Why not ?

 

Little old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years !

 

Defence Attorney: What happened next ?

 

Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid

down and said to him..."Take me. young man .Take me!"

 

Defence Attorney: Did he take you ?

 

Little old Woman: Hell, No. He just yelled, [color:"blue"] "April Fool !" ... [color:"red"] And that's when I shot the little b$&%*@ ! [color:"black"]

 

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