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Over and Out

AussieACE

By AussieACE
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A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system.

 

"As soon as I clock off", he said "I'm going to have a nice cold beer and then shag the ar#e off that blonde flight attendant."

 

The horrified flight attendant made a dash toward the cockpit, but tripped over in the aisle.

 

A little old lady sitting there whispered, "There's no need to hurry love, he said he was going to have a beer first."

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