Blonde, blonde, blonde !

[vienna1964]

A blonde mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her blonde daughter walks in.

 

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

 

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

 

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

 

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

 

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

 

 

A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

 

Officer: May i see your licence?

 

Lady: what does it look like?

 

Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.

 

The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.

 

The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'

 

 

The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family.

 

"We've been trying for months now, doctor, and I don't seem to be able to get pregnant," she confessed miserably.

 

"I'm sure we´ll solve your problem," the doctor reassured her.

 

"If you'll just take off your clothes and get up on the examining table."

 

"Well, all right, doctor," agreed the young woman, blushing, "but I'd rather have my husband's baby.