Alien lurve

[vienna1964]

Farmer Brown and his wife were working in the field one day about dusk.

As they were heading back to the house they saw a bunch of strange lights way out in the field. Upon arriving at the place where they thought they had seen the strange lights, Farmer Brown and his wife saw a spaceship landing.

They were approached by two aliens who immediately seemed friendly and engaged them in conversation.

The aliens told them that they were researching intercourse throughout the galaxy and wanted to know if the Browns would agree to switch partners with them !

After talking it over for a short time, Farmer Brown and his wife agreed to the strange proposal.

They all returned to the Brown's farmstead and early the next morning the aliens left - leaving the farmer and his wife to turn in and gather at least a little sleep before the business of farmwork would return to full-swing.

 

Understandably, as soon as he awoke, Farmer Brown was dying to ask his wife about her extraordinary experience from the night before and when he got downstairs to the kitchen for his breakfast, his wife was beaming and radiant and incredibly chirpy !

He was unable to withstand the suspense any further and asked her "Well what happened?"

She replied "Oh ! it was the best sex I've ever had !"

"Why ?" asked Farmer Brown, somewhat flabbergasted at his wife's reaction "Well when he took off his pants it wasn't much more than an inch long and as big around as my pinky, but then he reached up and turned his left ear and it quickly grew to at least 9 inches in length and then he turned his right ear and it got as big around as a cucumber !

 

Astonished, yet some way relieved - Farmer Brown replied [color:"red"] "Aaah ! That explains a few things... no bloody wonder that bitch was trying to rip my ears off!!"[/color]