Three Rottweillers

[vienna1964]

Three Rottweillers find themselves next to each other in the queue at the local veterinarian...

 

The first Rottie sighs deeply and mournfully.

 

The second Rottie, noticing this, pipes up "Gosh, that was a deep and heartrending sigh, mate... What's up ?"

 

The first Rottie, with a tear in his eye, sniffles a bit and says "My master has brought me here to be put down !"

 

"What on earth is he doing that for ?" quizzes the other.

 

"Well, it's like this you see," he continues "I got overexcitable this afternoon when my master's young children were playing with me... one of them kicked me in the belly and I snapped at him in warning, but unfortunately I bit his little hand really hard... and now the master is having me put down"

 

The second Rottie nods in silent understanding and then notices that the third Rottie has shown absolutely no interest whatsoever in the proceedings and if anything, is even more depressed than the first Rottie.

 

"What are you in here for then ?" he says, prodding at the silent creature with his nose.

 

The third Rottie looks up with a face full of doggie anguish and says "Oh ! I've been ever such a bad dog ! Much worse than you friend over there !"

 

"What on earth can be that bad ?" the two others retort

 

The third rottie, turns toward them with doggie tears streaming down his furry face " I was so bad, my mistress was taking an afternoon bath and when she leant over the bath to turn off the taps, she slipped and fell, losing her towel and she could not lift herself from her position sprawled over the side of the bath !"

 

The other two dogs nodded, encouraging him to continue.

 

"Well, there she was, spreadeagled on all fours in front of me and unable to move and I caught a whiff of her hot pussy and it made me remember what a long time ago it was that I last escaped from the garden and had sex... I immediately got a huge stiffie which just had to be used, so I mounted my mistress as she was stuck, half in and half out of the bath and I rogered her senseless"

 

He glanced furtively up at the man holding his lead.

 

"Now, the Master's brought me here to be put down too !"

 

Both other dogs nodded sagely in mute understanding, until the first Rottie says

 

"Say, you never mentioned why you are in here, mate"

 

and the second Rottie nodded and started

 

"Funnily enough, I'm in here for nearly exactly the same thing as our friend over there" he said, pointing his nose toward the third dog.

 

"My Mistress was asleep in bed one morning, when I got in to her bedroom and you guessed it, there she was all naked on the bed with her legs dangling spreadeagled over the edge and smelling so sexy that I got a huge stiffie which just had to be used... so, I climbed up between her parted thighs, held her waist between my paws and shagged her as hard as I could for as long as possible. The problem was that she woke up almost immediately and threw me off her and out of the room screaming and yelling that I was a bad dog !"

 

The others nodded in understanding and the first one asked

 

"So you're in here to be put down as well ?"

 

[color:"red"] The second dog stared at his companions with unabashed incredulity and retorted "You've got to be bloody joking mate !... I'm here to get my bloody claws trimmed !"[/color]