Little Johnny

[charlie]

ADULTS ONLY

 

 

Little Johnny was thrilled to discover that this saturday his parents were going to take him to the zoo...

 

When Johnny arrived at the monkey's den,he was horrified to see two monkeys jumping on each other, hugging and hooting and panting loudly....when he asked his concerned parents what they were doing, eager to protect their young lad's mind told him "they're making cakes, son"

At the next pen, the lions too appeared to be in the mating season and the boy saw two lions rolling around and hooting and panting loudly.

"What are they doing Mum?"

"They're making cakes too, son"

When they reach the elephants area, they too appeared to be in high mating season. Johnny, witnessing the lovemaking looked proudly at his parents and said, "They're making cakes too right Mum?"

"That's right son"

 

And no more was said about it until the following morning when Johnny was late down to breakfast. When he entered he boldly stepped up to his father and said, "Daddy, you and Mum made cakes last night, didn't you?" Caught off guard by his son's brashness he replied, "That's right son"

Johnny smiled smugly; "I thought so, I've just been in your room and licked the icing off the sheets!"

[Big J R]

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