Putting from the fringe

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all playing golf with their

wives.

 

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and as she bends over to place her

ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

"Good God! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded.

 

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy any."

 

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake

of decency, here's £50, go and buy yourself some underwear."

 

Next the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt

also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Bejesus woman. You've

no knickers - why not?"

 

She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."

 

He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £20,

go and buy yourself some underwear!"

 

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over

her head to reveal that she too is naked under it. "Hoots Mon woman! Why

d'ye have nae knickers?"

 

She too explains, "You don't give me enough housekeeping money to be able to

afford any."

 

The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, lass,

here's a comb, tidy yourself up a wee bit!"

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