Middle C

[AussieACE]

This bloke walks into a bar with a little man, not a foot high, on his shoulder. He no sooner sits down and the little man jumps off his shoulder and runs to a piano in the corner, springs up onto the keys and starts playing beautifully.

 

"Wow, that's impressive", exclaims the barman. "Where did you find him?"

 

"Well, I was walking in bush behind Bill Jones' farm and I stumbled on a half-buried bottle. I gave it a rub and out came a genie and granted me a wish. That's how I got him."

 

"Do you reckon if I go and give the bottle a rub the genie will grant me a wish?", asked the barman.

 

"Can't see why not. However, if you do, make sure you speak slowly and loudly to the genie."

 

"Why's that?"

 

"Well, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch pianist to satisfy my wife??!!"