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AussieACE

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Q. Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?

A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

 

Q. I married Miss Right.

A. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.

 

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

A. It's not hard.

 

Q. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

A. He decided to stick it out for one more year!

 

Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?

A. He buys 2 cartons of beer instead of one.

 

Q. What happens when you kiss a canary?

A. You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.

 

Q. What's the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man arguing with his wife?

A. A man has a chance at winning the lottery.

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