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The Missing Braintree Sausage Revealed

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[color:"red"] THANK SAUSAGE IT'S FRIDAY ! [color:"black"]

 

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Following the seriousness of the incident, the police are wondering how the sausages were kept frozen so far from their source destination.

 

Superintendent Mash was reported to have said that "it is a mystery. The sausage involved in the incident was frozen solid. No cool bag could've been present. It had to have been produced from a portable feezer. We will be mounting a security search at Hampton's ground and Braintree's ground. Anyone found in posession of a portable freezer will have it's contents confiscated and the person be held for questioning. We will freeze this dangerous individual out".

 

When questioned who he thought the "cool bag" was, the Superintendent answered "I have no further information to give the press at this moment. Lets just say that our investigations are simmering nicely and we hope to bring it to the boil by Sunday".

 

Chief Inspector Pots concluded the press conference by asking the general public to "keep your peelers open for anything or anyone looking suspicious and if anything does catch your eye, report it immediately to your local police station. We need to act fast to root this dangerous individual out".

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