song for the girls!

[charlie]

At first I was afraid, I was petrified..

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>When you said you had 10 inches

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>Lord I almost died,

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>But I'd spent oh so many yrs just waiting for a man that long,

>That I grew strong, And I knew that I could

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>take you on. .

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>But there you are,

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>Another lie,

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>I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a

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>French fry,

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>I should have known that it was bullsh*t, Just a sad

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>pathetic dream, Should have known there was no

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>anaconda lurking in those jeans.

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>Go on now go,

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>Walk out the door,

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>Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only

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>4, Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you

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>out, Don't you know we' re only joking when we say

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>size doesn't count.

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>(Chorus)

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>I will survive, I will survive,

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>Cos as long as I have batteries,

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>My sex life is gonna thrive,

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>I will always have good sex with a handful of latex, I

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>will survive, I will survive. . .hey . hey

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>It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,

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>When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud,

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>But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all

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>your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless

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>multispeed,

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>Go on now go, Just make a dash, Last time I saw a

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>prick that small was watching Gladstone run nude hash,

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> I should have asked for confirmation, Should have

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>asked for referees, Then I wouldn't have you waving

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>that wee winky thing at me.

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>Go on now go,

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>Just hit the track,

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>Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,

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>Cos I'll always throw them back,

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>The only thing that I could do with a prick as small

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>as yours, Is to stick it with a tooth pick Dip it in

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>tomato sauce.

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>(Chorus)

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>Go on now go,

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>Get out of my sight,

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>I'm going back to my appliance,

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>Cos I know it's length is right,

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>And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door, You'll

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>be counting up your inches as you pick them off the

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>floor.

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>Go on now Go! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />