Similarities & Differences.

[Big J R]

Similarities and Differences

 

 

Q: What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist ?

A : A genealogist looks up the family tree. A gynecologist looks up the family bush.

 

Q: What do Disney World & VIAGRA have in common ?

A: They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

 

Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom ?

A: A pick pocket snatches watches.

 

Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony ?

A: It's not hard.

 

Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead ?

A: The blonde --- she's eighteen.

 

Q: Why don't Baptists make love standing up ?

A: Because it might lead to dancing.

 

Q: What is the difference between women and computers ?

A: A women will not take a 3.50 inch floppy.

 

Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife ?

A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

 

Q: Why are New Yorkers always depressed ?

A: The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey. (I take it this is a 'yank in-joke') !

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BJR said: Q: Why are New Yorkers always depressed ?

A: The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey. (I take it this is a 'yank in-joke') !

 

 

You betcha.........bit like Kent and Essex.....

 

Q:Why can't you get a Blow Job in New Jersey in the Summer?

A: Because all the C*ck Suckers are on vacation in Upstate New York!

 

 

Get the drift?